Well, folks, it, is that time again of the year. The time to be a different year than it was the year before. This "New Year" is called 2009 this year. I hope that this year it's a good year.
Truth be honest, it can't be much worse than 2008. 2008 was a year that really fucked with your humble narration. There were more than a lot of bad things, and the fucking was complete. I thought I would list three specific articles of griefance so that it will be legally binding when I make 2008 find out.
1. The "Economy." This fucker was awful in 2008. I have a modest portfolio, I do not mind it to be known. It is a classy manilla envelope that is mostly full of artistically exceptional sketches of bus drivers and of scotch-taped pubic hairs which I have locate on public toilet seats. At any way, I lost this portfolio this passed fall, and I am told that the economy is to blame. You are on my notice, economy!
2. Death. I know what you thinking: -- This is one fucker who is in full business in all years. But this year was a specially bad. The man who made the very laudable salad dressing that I shoplift was a victim of death this year. Also, you may know that I enjoy a good joke, but here is something that's not a joke: The death of the Joker happened. If that wasn't bad enough, Charlton Heston shuffled off a mortal coiling. He had a great career in the screen actor but he acheived his greatest importance as a lover of shooting things. As someone who has utilized his expert tease to deal with subway hoboes, please allow me to say "I would like to say that I'd like to shake your cold dead hands, sir." I am also mourning for several subway hoboes.
3. Barrack Obama. Boy, this guy was such a fucker! I am in total disagreement with all of his policies about how he likes socialism and wants to make America into . I know what you are thinking, "Greg you are just prejudiced bigott." But the truth of our matter is that I once watched a whole Chris Rock special. Any how, I was rooting for George Bush II to win president again, but that was not to be in the cards. In stead, we have this jerk who can talk well. I don't understand -- would you rather have someone who can give a good speech or someone who cannot give a good speech? The choice is a simple truth: Yes we can't! Well, this guy fucked up 2008, "big time," and hopefully after his silly victory we will not be dealing with him in 2009.
Enjoy your new year, and let me know what fucked with you this past year! Maybe I'll have it find out! Thanks, loyal blog-readers!
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